Flash is dead, this is a good thing its a bloated, dangerous piece of junk used to make everyone internet advertising, video and gaming experience as unpleasant as possible.

Oh god, flash games, Some people wrote some of the most successful but bloody awful computer games on it. I've had limited experience of them but that's cos I know flash, they'll be bloody awful. All in all I am glad, flash is dead. It only runs after a right click in my browser. I don't right click on it very often.

Before the ad industry used it to rape our pc's, before it got so bloated and malware ridden people used it for fun. Here's a few things that made me laugh over the years, while you all still have flash, cos by next year it will be with Gopher and Netscape, that is consigned to the dustbin of history. And no they're not safe for work. Where possible they're the originals, so don't bother with this on a mobile. Fire up the right click and run plugin cos here we go:

Irritatingly the perpetual looping flash is not available still, the 10 hour yourtube vid should be long enough.

I'm going to stop there, and yes I've left out Badger Badger Badger, Kitten War, Funnel or Tunnel, Communist Christmas, spot the cliffernace, Weeble and Bob and god knows what else. I probably missed a few classics back in the day. Probably not many though, many of these creations are linked in some way to B3ta.com. I doubt we will see content like this again when flash is gone, and the web will be poorer for it.

Oh and if you got pawned using flash, sorry, that happens, blame Adobe.