Posted: Fri 9th November 2007 in Blog
Position: 50° 49.3' N, 0° 89.7' W
A big thank you to Brighton Sailing(Drinking) Club, who've bought me some new Olilies. Probably the most expensive and most respectable item of Clothing I own(or ever have). A very big thank you to all of you.
They also gave me a "survial kit" containing:
rubber gloves (don't ask)
Vaseline (see above)
Johnson's baby powder (shark repellent?)
baked beans (for lack of wind)
wind settlers tablets (for hurricanes)
Primark boxer shorts
pulling pants (blue y fonts with pink trim.
ear plugs (for the rest of the boat I believe)
gloves in a bottle
and a gay pride whistle
flavoured condoms (emergency rations?)
exactly what this will help me survive is unclear, attack by a gay sea monster?